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What we actually measure

Hero, specifics, proof, craft, CTA — weighted, and the same every time, so two pages are actually comparable.

Hero
Can a stranger tell what this is, who it is for, and what they get — in five seconds?
Specifics
Plain words over jargon, and copy that matches what the page actually shows.
Proof
Named customers, real numbers, visible pricing. Claims without evidence score zero.
Craft
Does the page look deliberately made, or generated?
CTA
One clear ask, in the reader’s own words.
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